(Elaine) 'Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?'.(Unnamed) 'Vincent stopped making picks.'.You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood.' I don't have a job, I have no place to go. Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. (George Costanza) 'You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details.(Jerry) 'It's a goose that's had the ol' switcheroo pulled on it.'.(George Costanza) 'What is a gander, anyway?'.(Jerry) 'I think that's what's good for the goose is good for the gander.'.(Jerry) 'Man, you were pretty loaded on that Schnapps last night.'.(George Costanza) 'I don't even like to use urinals, I've always been a stall man.'.(Jerry) 'Well, call if you're gonna be late.'.

(Cosmo Kramer) 'What're you starting with me for? You know this is my crazy time of year.'.

(Cosmo Kramer) 'What happened to the doll?'.

As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.' I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.

(Frank Costanza) 'Many Christmas' ago, I went to buy a doll for my son.

(Unnamed) 'Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?'.

(Jerry) 'No, it offends me as a comedian.'.

(Priest) 'And this offends you as a Jewish person?'.

I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.'

(Jerry) 'I wanted to talk to you about Dr.

(Jerry) 'Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.'.

Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.'

(George Costanza) '- Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute.

(Elaine) 'Why don't you park in a garage?'.

(Cosmo Kramer) 'May I have one of those, madame?'.

(Elaine) 'YOU ARE GOING HOME IN A BODY BAG.'.

And if you tell me what the time is in New York again,'

(Elaine) 'Look, I don't care how interesting the change is.

(David Puddy) 'Well, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner.

(Cosmo Kramer) 'Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine.

(Elaine) 'How can you show your face around there?'.

'Make love to me.' What am I, in a circus?' (George Costanza) 'That's a lot of pressure.The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.' (George Costanza) 'I don't like when a woman says, 'Make love to me.' It's intimidating.(Cosmo Kramer) '- that ball goes sailing up into the sky, holds there for a moment, and then - glugh.'.Not that there's anything wrong with that.' (Cosmo Kramer) 'Yeah, your phone is line 1.'.(George Costanza) 'Because its the mature and adult thing to do.'.(George Costanza) 'You've got to apologize.'.(George Costanza) 'He fires people like it's a bodily function.'.(Jerry) 'But you yada yada'd over the best part.'.I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.' (George Costanza) 'You don't think she'd yada yada sex?'.(Jerry) 'I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.'.(George Costanza) 'What kind of a person are you?'.He likes - fruit, and he just got, um - a haircut.' He's, uh - I don't know, six foot three, one hundred ninety pounds. High school equivalency program graduate. (Elaine) 'Okay, our next bachelor is Cosmo Kramer.(Slippery Pete) 'Oh, you mean the holes.'.(Jerry) 'I'd say when the nipple makes its first appearance.'.(Elaine) 'Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place?'.That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.' (Jerry) 'Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking.(George Costanza) 'In high school it was always 'Bonjour, le George', 'How's it going le George?', 'Hey, let's stuff le George in le locker'.'.(Jerry) 'Why don't you just get a pair of white shoes, move down to Miami Beach and get this whole thing over with?'.(Jerry) 'Elaine, you don't understand.Seinfeld (season 6) was on for 24 episodes. Seinfeld (season 6) is a television program that was first aired in 1994 on NBC.

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